3 min. 7 sec.
Kevin performs his philosophical "Full Spectrum Expression" monologue to camera, undermined by a fly on his forehead. He celebrates the viral success of his latest AI creation—"Elephant Saves Drowning Tourist"—and confidently begins work on the follow-up: a dog rescuing a baby from a flood. His day is interrupted by the Digital Chorus (WhatsApp friends debating Tarkovsky vs. Villeneuve), the grim reality of cabin life (rainwater coffee, water-stained ceilings), and a distant smoke plume he dismisses as "someone's barbecue." When a herd of goats invades his property, one jumps up and ruins his shirt with muddy hooves. Furious, Kevin films them sarcastically—"Your crimes are now DOCUMENTED"—as petty revenge.